but It won't be enough, as it's just too light..
Still down to two Hummers, but I guess
they will leave soon....
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My, that's a mighty big goldfish !
Got a big, big bowl...Pete?
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This scardy cat's hiding from that fish.....
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So, that's were my pork chops went!!
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Now I hurt his feelings...
all I can say is stay outta my chops.....
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Yep...he's gone......
I've had a couple die on me.......
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Sparky, here don't know what's going on!!
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I have nothing to say.........
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Eno's alway's worth a good laff....
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Run....Run..
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♥♥♥
~~ AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL... A game played by airline
pilots and air traffic controllers.
The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is
played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in
time for passengers to make connecting flights.
☼
~~ My 13-year-old nephew thought his "gangsta outfit"
low riding pants and exposed boxers, made him look cool.
That is, until the day his five-year-old cousin took notice.
"Nathaniel," she yelled out in front of everyone.
"Your panties are showing."
☼
~~ Roger's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several
weeks to paint the seat on their commode.
Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.
After finishing, he left to take care of another matter.
She came home and undressed to take a shower.
Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her butt to the
toilet seat.
About that time, Roger got home and realized her
predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success.
Finally, in desperation, Roger unscrewed the toilet
seat bolts.
Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Roger drove
her to the Hospital Emergency Room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could
study how to free her butt from the toilet seat.
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment by saying,
"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like
this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them.
I've just never seen one mounted and framed before."
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~~ Little Joey: Pop, who was Hamlet?
Herb: Don't they teach you even the simplest things in
school?
Little Joey: Not that.
Herb: I'll have to talk to your teachers.
Meanwhile, bring me our Bible and I'll show you who
Hamlet was.
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~~ This software engineer is on vacation in the western
U.S. when he stops to use an ATM to get some cash.
"I'm accustomed to being prompted for my language of
choice, and this particular ATM had a nice list to choose
from," says the engineer.
"But after I selected 'English,' the next screen said:
'You have selected English for your language.
Please press Enter to confirm your selection.'
Gee, if I'd actually made a mistake and this was in a
foreign language, how would I know what to do?"
☼
~~ Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little
or no rain.
The TV weatherman, on his computerized map, was
pointing out a thunderstorm 50 miles away.
He placed his cursor over the region and clicked to zoom
in on the storm.
Watching, my son shook his head and said,
"I sure wish he would click on that storm and drag it over
here."
☼
~~ Recently, my son, a high-school senior, took a
national literacy test.
A sign on the classroom door read:
Literacy Testing in Progress: Do not Distrub!
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~~ On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February,
only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church.
The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won't have a service today."
The farmer replied: "Heavens!, if even only one cow shows
up at feeding time, I feed it."
☼
~~ "What's the thinnest book in the world?
ans.. What Men Know About Women."
☼
~~ Two brawny men came to my house to install some
new floor covering in the kitchen.
Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of
the way, it was not long before the job was done.
As they were getting ready to leave, I asked them to put
the heavy appliances back in place.
The two men demanded $50 for this service, stating it
was not in their contract.
I really had no choice but to pay them.
As soon as they left, however, the doorbell rang.
It was the two men.
They asked me to move my car, which was blocking their van.
I told them my fee: $50.
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Todays thought: The storms of our life prove the strength of our anchor.
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