Woke me up at 3:30 it was raining so hard...
But we needed it pretty bad.
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See, they are feeding even after the sun goes down...
I've been filling the feeders, sunup-noon-evening.....
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A different kind of a feeder....ha-ha
I think I know this guy....
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Yep...I don't like babysitting either....
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She doesn't either......
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He could care less......
He just wants to lay around......
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This guy looks funny......
He doesn't have to babysit.....
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The answer- carry your baby with you......
What can I say??
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Yah, don't play around in the deep end !!
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Yep.... A new one every day!
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Well, I'm outta here, as soon as I wind this baby up.....
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~~ We all grew up in a town on the New Jersey shore and spent our
summers at the beach, swimming, surfing, hanging out with friends.
One of my friends loved the season so much, we began calling him Mr. Summertime.
"What happens when summer is over?" someone asked.
I thought for a minute, then said, "In September he becomes the Fall Guy."
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~~ Any time the alarm goes off after-hours at the municipal office
where I work, the security company calls me at home and I have to
go back and reset it.
Late at night I got one of those calls.
As I was getting ready to head out the door,
my husband groggily said, "You're not going down there by yourself
at this hour."
Just as I was thinking, How thoughtful of him,
he added, "Better take the dog with you."
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~~ We brought our newborn son, Robert, to the pediatrician for
his first checkup.
As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby."
Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."
"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are
good- looking."
"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.
"He looks just like you."
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~~ Do you have a nickname for your beloved?
Snookums, maybe?
My Little Dollop of Joy?
The Brits have lots of them.
The London jeweler H. Samuel discovered these pet
names signed on gift cards:
* Sexy Pig.
* Poo Face.
* Sausage.
* Chubby Cheeks.
* Monkey Boy.
* Fatty Bum Bum.
* Lobster. (Lobster??)
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~~ An honest weatherman says,
"Today's forecast is bright and sunny with
an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
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~~ 1. Your Breakfast........slang orders...
Adam and Eve on a raft = Poached eggs on toast.
Burn the British = English muffin toasted.
Sinkers and suds = doughnuts and coffee.
2. Your Lunch.......
First lady = spare ribs (another Adam and Eve reference).
Burn one, clean up the kitchen = hamburger..
Two cows, make 'em cry = two burgers with onions.
Radio = tuna (get it? Tuner) .
3. To Drink.........
Blonde and sweet = coffee with milk and sugar.
Squeeze one = orange juice.
4. Dessert............
Fish eyes = tapioca pudding
Houseboat = banana split.
Nervous pudding = jello.
Eve with a lid on = apple pie.
Put a hat on it = add ice cream.
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~~ The less a man knows, the bigger the noise he makes and
the higher the salary he commands.
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~~ An Irish cop stopped a speeding car.
The driver was a priest.
Putting away his citation book, the cop said, "Father,
I just stopped you to tell you there's a Protestant cop
at the next light!"
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~~ First cave man to second cave man: "I don't care what
you say.
We never had such unusual weather before they started using
bows and arrows."
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~~ A five-year-old told her mom she was going to have
ten babies when she grew up.
"That's a lot of babies," replied the mom.
The mom asked her eight-year-old son,
"How many are you going to have?"
"None" he answered, rolling his eyes.
"My wife is going to have the babies!"
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Todays Thought: "Someone's sitting in the shade today because
someone planted a tree a long time ago."
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