# 999 posted with the new computer.......

Good Morning, friends and neighbors....
Still hot....   first post with the new one.....
Learning Windows 7......
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Isn't this bush pretty?

Granny planted this one...

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I guess he's still waiting for his cab from last night...

Must have had a good time at the bar.....

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I would never sleep there,

too many cars run into the back of trucks...

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Shhh, don't wake Bubba.......

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Me thinks some one goofed......

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Chuck..you fixed the crapper?

I bet it was Tony...

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Somebody is good at rigging........

But I bet it works.....

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Nice fish, Guys....

I don't know if I'd want to swim there....

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Duct tape does wonders.. How long do you think

It'll hold in grease?

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Well, got it fixed....time to leave......

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~~ Over the years, Mel Gibson has insulted Jews, African-Americans, and Mexicans.

Don’t worry, if he hasn’t insulted your ethnicity yet, he’ll get around to it.

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~~ Pete...a Question....
Q. What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
A. Tear gas.

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~~ Remember that gophers also need to make a living; preferably in somebody else's garden.

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~~ "The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes.
And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."

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~~ Researchers discovered that drinking cherry juice can help fight insomnia.
I could see that working. By the time you put on clothes, wander around town looking for the only place that sells cherry juice, and finally get back home, you’re going to be exhausted, so it’s going to be perfect.

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~~ Q. What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
A. String beans.

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~~ Two teenagers on a tour of a modern art gallery found themselves alone in a room of modern sculpture.
Staring at the twisted pipes, broken glass, and tangled shapes, one of them said, "Let's hurry up and get out of here before they accuse us of wrecking the place!"

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~~ Q. How do you lead a horse to water?
A. With lots of carrots.

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~~ A group of dentists decided to open a new practice,
but as competition in their area was fierce they wanted the new business to be unique.
They set up shop aboard a boat and offered river crossings as a bonus.
Their practice was soon known as "The Tooth Ferry."

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Todays Thought:  Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream.

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