Good Morning, Friends and neighbors....
Well, the weekend is here...hope you have a great one...
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Arn't these some pretty flowers?
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Got my coffee, left for a minute, and when I got back...
This is what I found......
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He said poot on that.....
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I have dreams also...
I drean of Southern fried Chicken.....Mmmm
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Now they gotta fight over it.....?
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You intrests isn't chicken?
My cats also love fried chicken....
If you think not just walk out with some...
They will mug you....
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Looks like claws would slow you down??
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Can I come out of my box now??
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More hot air......
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Could be voters??
I'll leave on that.......
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~~ "The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive.
That's like someone running over your dog and saying,
'Don't worry, my car is fine.'
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~~ Mr. Johnson posted a sign in the classroom stating,
"Because of a conference, Mr. Johnson will not teach his classes
tomorrow."
One of his smart-alecky pupils erased the "c" in classes.
Up to such student shenanigans, Mr. Johnson erased the "l."
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~~ Teacher: "Sammy, please give me an example of a double negative."
Sammy: " I don't know none."
Teacher: "Correct, thank you!"
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~~ A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she asked, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel,
and you reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants," said the little boy.
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~~ As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw
a vaguely familiar face.
I reviewed his record and found that the man was a career criminal,
except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions.
"Milton," I asked, puzzled, "how is it you were able to stay out of
trouble for those five years?"
"I was in prison," he answered.
"You should know that—you were the one who sent me there."
"That's not possible," I said.
"I wasn't even a judge then."
"No, you weren't the judge," the defendant countered,
smiling mischievously...... "You were my lawyer."
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~~ "And today at a press conference, Obama said that the government
does not have better technology than BP.
That's a nice thing to announce to the world, that our government has
fewer resources than a company that tried to plug a hole with a 'top hat.'"
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~~ Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.
The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them,
We don't serve your kind in here."
One of the yogurt cartons says back to him,
"Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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~~ Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains
over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!
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~~ An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's
office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood.
They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep. "
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging
through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream.
A few of these and your troubles will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything.
Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever.
"Doc, your plan is no good.
I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking
his head.
"Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all
night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one,
it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
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Todays Thought: We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
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