Good Morning, friends....A nice foggy morning...
In the 50-60 degrees range today...
Then getting warmmer again for the next few days....
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Waiting for the delivery man, so we can have breakfast....
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Because you are a redneck....bubba.....
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Got cha!...
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We is buddy's......yea..
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Oh, My.....
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What can I say??
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Polor bear with a chain say??
All I can think of is; RUN!!
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Holy smokes, batman call out the navy top guns.....
Get that Bear!
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Top guns are busy......sorry!
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~~ Did you ever feel that the only reason elections are held is to find
out if opinion polls are right?
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~~ Wise Words:The fastest way for a politician to become an
elder statesman is to lose an election.
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~~ "President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets.
He gave a passionate speech about technology,
but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke."
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~~ Pete, did you know, There has never yet been a fisherman who
could keep both hands in his pockets while describing the fish that got
away.
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~~ Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently correct the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny,.....
when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces,
it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith,
you can't say you weren't warned."
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~~ The average response time to a 911 call is 4 - 6 min.
The response time of a .44 magnum 240 gr bullet is approx.
1400 ft/sec.
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~~ A voice on the office loudspeaker announced:
"We'll be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work properly
in case of emergency."
My confidence faded when the voice added:
"If you are unable to hear this announcement please contact us."
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~~ Little Johnny grew up in the city.....
and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm.
For the first few days, his uncle showed him the usual things-
chickens, cows, crops, etc.
After three days, however, it was obvious that Little Johnny was getting
bored, and his uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
Finally, Uncle Joe had an idea.
"Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"
This seemed to cheer Little Johnny up, and with enthusiasm,
off he went, dogs in trail.
After a few hours, Little Johnny returned.
"How did you enjoy that?" asked Uncle Joe.
"It was great!" exclaimed Little Johnny. "Got any more dogs?"
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~~ Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A: She was trying to read a stucco wall.
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~~ During a recent visit to a community museum, our four-year-old
daughter, Sophie, was fascinated by an interactive display of an
old-fashioned telephone and switchboard.
We explained to her that many years ago you would speak to an
operator, who would then help make the call by plugging a cord into
the appropriate jack.
With my wife pretending to operate the switchboard,
Sophie picked up the antique phone and asked,
"Mommy, could you please connect me to the Internet?"
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~~ Notice; My friend Pete is looking for old sew machines
to buy and repair......Got any? Let me know and I will
put him in touch with you....
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Todays Thought: Today people seem to have two aims in life,
to make a little money first and to make a little money last.
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