Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors......
Witchy's having a porch sale, if your close check it out.....
Some good deals.....
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A nice sunrise from a friend.....
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What kind of flower is this??
It's a 3 inch pipe with holes and filled with dirt.
Fake flowers.........
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Watch out for this guy......
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Mabe be this is what he's watching?.....
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Nappie time.........
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Pushing , push him down.....
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Oh, No.... what do the fish do..?
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Run, bubba.....Run!
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Oh, NO! get the spray....
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Nice ride........
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~~ Dear tide; you left my clothes stained, and now Im being implicated in a murder case.
I even used oxy clean, but billy mays has not returned my calls... ☺
~~ Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females.
One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward
her.
"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "..
but is this stool taken?"
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~~ Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both
of them.
Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?
Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer
on your slippers...
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~~ My neighbor told me his wife looks so much better when she goes
bra-less....he said it pulls all the wrinkles out of her face.
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~~ The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.
"Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of
gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."
The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's
breasts.
He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully
sucking on one nipple.
"Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight,
you haven't any milk!"
"Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"
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~~ Doctors will tell you that if you eat slowly you will eat less.
Anybody raised in a large family will tell you the same thing.
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~~ While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer
asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make
her husband's blue eyes stand out.
"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand
out if you tie it tight enough."
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~~ It seems so lazy to have an affair with your secretary,
like always going to the nearest restaurant instead of the best.
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~~ Nancy Sinatra: I read another review that again compared me with
Dad, and I called the critic... And I said, "Listen,
I want you to understand something.
Nancy Sinatra will never be the man her father is."
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Todays Thought: The Flinstones are years ahead of us in alternative fuels.
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