Hope all the Ladies had a great day yesterday....
We owe alot to "Mom"...........
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A nice crisp morning.....but will be a sunny day today....
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Breakfast??
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"All I want for Christmas".........
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What that was....?
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Okay, Okay!!
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Maybe, it was Marty!
Shame, shame.....
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Sniper Cat will take care of it......
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I'm not saying anything.......
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My Garden "outhouse".....
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Eno's the Man......
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~~ The exciting Witchy Lady from G-boro accused me of using braille on her.
She did have some fascinating bumps, though.☺
~~ I bought a new Sat Nav... with a chinese accent.
I nearly crashed the car when it told me to turn reft at the rights.
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~~ I always dreaded old age.
I cannot imagine anything worse than being old.
How awful it must be to have nothing to do all day long but stare at the
walls or watch TV.
So last week, when the Mayor suggested we all celebrate Senior Citizen
Week by cheering up a senior citizen, I decided to do just that.
I would call on my new neighbor, an elderly retired gentleman,
recently widowed, and whom, I presumed, had moved in with his married
daughter because he was too old to take care of himself.
I baked a batch of brownies and, without bothering to call
(some old people cannot hear the phone), I went off to brighten this
old guy's day.
When I rang the doorbell this "old guy" came to the door dressed in
tennis shorts and a polo shirt, looking about as ancient and decrepit as
Donny Osmond.
"I'm sorry I can't invite you in," he said when I introduced myself,
"but I'm due at the Racquet Club at two.
I'm playing in the semifinals today."
"Oh that's all right," I said. "I baked you some brownies . . . "
"Great!" he interrupted, snatching the box. "
Just what I need for bridge club tomorrow!.... Thanks so much!"
I continued, " . . . and just thought we'd visit a while.
But that's okay! I'll just trot across the street and call on Granny Grady."
"Don't bother," he said.
"Gran's not home -- I know.
I just called to remind her of our date to go dancing tonight.
She may be at the beauty shop.
She mentioned at breakfast (at which house?!) that she had an
appointment for a Tint job."
So I went home and called my Mother's cousin (age 83).
She was in the hospital ...... working in the gift shop.
I called my aunt (age 74).
She was on vacation in China.
I called my wife's uncle (age 79).
I forgot, he was on his honeymoon.
I still dread old age, now more than ever.
I JUST DON'T THINK I'M UP TO IT !!
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~~ A man went to the doctor
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."
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~~ Do you think success is relative?
Sure, the more success, the more relatives.
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~~ I wish people wouldn't put dart boards on the ceiling.
They make me want to throw up.
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~~ "If you want to make it through life’s Winter days then you
have to carry your own Spring within you."
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Todays Thought: My alarm clock may cause me to wake up,
but it will never arouse my better nature.
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