Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...Friends and neighbors...
Well, we're back, will be a couple days getting back
in the grove, after losing everything on the puter, and the
storm...but we did pretty good...
Happy Valentines Day to all my friends.....
And..."Witchy" have a special great day.......
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Doesn't look like about two feet of snow, does it?

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Lots of shoveling...we usually don't get snow like this....

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Looking out the basement door when it was really coming down..

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I had my fingers crossed.......

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Anyone got any 'Chap stick?

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Yea...gotta watch them Rabbits.....

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I take it he don't like blowin bubbles....

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Watching the bird house, no squirrls welcome....

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I tell ya...Eno's the coolest dude I know.....

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~~ Sarah Palin, at the tea party convention, mocked president

Obama for using a teleprompter and then someone noticed that
she had notes written on her hand.
Writing stuff on your hand isn’t always good, it’s actually how
President Bush invaded Iraq instead of Iran.

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~~ Michelle Obama said that childhood obesity impacts
national security because obesity is a common disqualifier for
military service.
That's great info for moms.
"Honey, you have two choices: you can eat that donut and play
video games or you can eat this salad and go to Iraq."

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~~ Q: What candy bar was named after its inventor's family horse?
A: Snickers.

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~~ Ken, Barbie's boyfriend, debuted in 1961.
Unfortunately, they split up on Valentine's Day 2004.
(43 years together.)

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~~ WHY ? ......
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever
know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find
the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same
thing?
8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we
are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?
12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected
expected?

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~~ Recently I sat in a restaurant watching two older men go
at it.
It quickly grew heated as one of them declared, "I'm so mad,
I'm taking you off my pallbearer list!"

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~~ I am a prosecuting attorney in a small Mississippi town
and will admit to having a few extra pounds on me.
Not long ago, I was questioning a witness in an armed robbery
case.
I asked, "Would you describe the person you saw?"
The witness replied, "He was kind of short and stout."
"You mean short and stout like me?" I asked.
"Oh, no," the witness said....... "He wasn't that fat."

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~~ I had ordered vanity plates to go with my very first car
and proudly did the installation myself.
When I finished, my father came outside and asked,
"Why'd you put only one on?"
"Because that's all the state sent me," I replied.
"Is that right?" Dad said with a grin.
Kneeling down, he quickly undid the screws and slid a fingernail
along the edge of the plate, separating it from the one
underneath.
The name on my personal plate? "DITZ E 2."

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~~ Judy, my friend, was working at a Maine coastal resort,
when she answered a call for information about the inn.
After finishing the conversation, Judy stepped away from the
front desk.
When the phone rang again, a student intern took the call.
"I forgot to ask," the customer said.
"How are the rooms appointed?"
"Well, six of them are appointed west," the student answered,
"and the rest are appointed east."

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~~ A friend and I used to run a small temporary-staffing
service.
Our agency did mandatory background checks on all job
candidates, even though our application form asked them if
they'd ever been convicted of a crime.
One day after a round of interviews, my co-worker was
entering information from a young man's application into the
computer.
She called me over to show me that he had noted
a previous conviction for second-degree manslaughter.
Below that, on the line listing his skills, he had written
"Good with people."
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Today's thought:  The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it.

Happy Valentines Day! !




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