Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning Friends.... Well the snow has started.....

another snow storm, 3rd in a short time....

calling for up to 28inches....

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Yep....we're gonna get a record with this storm....

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The owl's getting breakfast......

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Great Way to Add an Additional Room To Your Apartment...

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Big Bike......

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Yep....he's a Cool Dude.....

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Okay, Okay....no jokes....it serves no good!

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Cute picture......

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Have a Chair??

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These won't work in deep snow.....

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Well, time to leave.....

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~~ Gus: Can owls see on very dark nights?

Pete: Yes, but they have a lot of trouble holding the flashlight.

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~~ One day,Carol and Rae are talking about men.
"I have a question for you," says Carol.
"So ask it, already," said Rae.
"Ok," says Carol "If I meet a stranger at a party and I think that
he's attractive, do you think it's OK to ask him straight away
whether he's married?"
"No, certainly not," replies Rae, "you should wait until morning."

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~~ Young Father O'Reilly, newly ordained, was to hear his first
confessions.
Anxious to get his ministry off on the right foot, he asked the
experienced Father McMartin to sit in and critique his handling
of the assignment.
At the end of the day the two clergymen sat in the rectory and
reviewed O'Reilly's performance.
"Not bad," McMartin said, with a catch in his voice.
Weighing his words with care, he went on, "But there is one thing.
In the future, I think you should make an effort to say
'I understand' instead of 'Oh wow!'

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~~ PATIENT: I snore so loud, Doctor, I can't fall asleep.
What should I do?
DOCTOR: Sleep in the next room.

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~~ "Hey, Mom," asked Ralph. "will you lend me five dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid
when you were at the beauty shop."
The woman's ears perked and, grabbing her pocketbook,
she handed over the money.
"Well? What did he say?"
"He said, "Hey, Marion, make sure you do my socks tomorrow."

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~~  "A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man
who stops a clock to save time." ~Henry Ford~

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~~ An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had
hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand
at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them
a ‘Thanks for flying our airline.’
He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time
looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would
have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking
with a cane.She said, ‘Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?’‘
Why, no, Ma’am,’ said the pilot.
‘What is it?’
The little old lady said, ‘Did we land, or were we shot down?’

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~~ Q: Why should you count your money on your toes?
A: So it doesn' slip through your fingers.

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~~ The second grade daughter of a co-worker of mine often
reads books that are meant for older children.
Her mother wondered if she actually understood these books,
so she read half of one herself and then asked her daughter
what it was about.
Pleased by the well-informed response, she handed the book
back
The next day after school, the child returned home and proudly
presented the book to her mother.
"It was due today," she said, "but I told the librarian you hadn't
finished reading it and asked if I could keep it for another week."

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~~ QUESTION: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
ANSWER: Stick with me and we'll go places!
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

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