Clear, sunny and in the 40+'s......
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I don't like cats with no hair....looks weird...
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Now this is more like it.....
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What is this....A CAT BIRD??
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A tree climber....Huh.
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She's gonna jump.....
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I don't trust old Chinese men, they smoke weird stuff...
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Looks like he go a load on..... he's in good shape....
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Hope no one was using the johnny house.....
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What he sez;.......goes!
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~~ They just arrested a fellow who talks dirty to plants.
Caught him making an obscene fern call.
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~~ Why politicians don't enjoy the game of golf --
Because for them, it's too much like their work --
you know, being trapped in one bad lie after another.
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~~ "Power lunches are passe," said one business person to another.
"Today, the fashionable meal is the economy lunch."
"You mean brown-bagging it?" asked his companion.
"No, I mean beef broth for an appetizer and mince pie for dessert.
It's called making both ends meat."
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~~ "I'll have you know," said the snob to his date,
"my father is a prominent man in this town.
He's a Lion...A Moose...and an Elk."
"Wow!" said the young woman, "and what do you charge to see him?"
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~~ Two cows are standing in a field.
First cow says, " Are you worried about this whole Mad Cow disease?"
Second one answers, "Why should I worry? I'm a squirrel."
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~~ Thunder cracked. I could barely see the trees through the downpour.
My five-year-old son, Cody, was out there.
His friend had said Cody was on his way home, but he still hadn't arrived.
Now it was raining. I grabbed my raincoat and ran out the door.
and there was Cody, coming up the drive with a huge, shaggy,
yellow dog!
The dog waited quietly on the porch while I dried Cody off inside.
"The thunder was scary," Cody said.
"But that big dog came so I wasn't scared anymore.
I named him Gabriel."
Go get some dry clothes while I fetch Gabriel some food,"
If Gabriel's a stray, I thought as I put some cold cuts in a bowl,
then he's just found himself a home!
Every boy needed a guardian angel, after all.
But when I stepped out on the porch the dog was gone.
Cody and I looked around the yard.
"I guess he just disappeared," I said finally.
Cody nodded...... "God probably sent him to help someone else."
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~~ Very Short Lists:
1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
2) List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran
3) List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery
4) List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service
5) List of Home cures for Ebola Virus
6) List of Homeless Boston Debutantes
7) List of Catholic Abortion referral services
8) List of Women Rabbi's and assistant's
9) List of Women Popes, Cardinals & Bishops
10) List of Men's Rape assistant groups
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~~ Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn
to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
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~~ Is there any bigger feeling of complete relief than when you pick
your Laptop up from the Repair Shop and the police are not there
waiting for you?
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Todays thought: The man of worth is really great without being proud;
the mean man is proud without being really great.
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