Monday and Tuesday..had 60+ºdegrees. 40º yesterday...
now cold rain and 30's....Ice in the morning....
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I hope we don't get anything like this...
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Can't find the road....Bubba..
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Just hanging out.....
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He want's to hang out with the bear....
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They wanna play too.....
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Oh, my, goodness......Lov yer Perm.....
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Ya...what could happen? how about 6 months hospital..
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He's saying , "Look Out"....
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Cool way to show a car.....
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~~ One day at the retirement home where I work,
a staff member happened to brush past a 93-year-old resident
going in the opposite direction.
When they bumped elbows, they both received a slight shock.
"My goodness," the resident remarked, "I didn’t know I had that
much life left in me!"
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~~ Our five-year-old grandson, Roy, launched himself off the
end of neighbour's porch.
This resulted in a split forehead, a fractured left arm and bruises
on his stomach and both of his knees.
After returning from the hospital emergency room, his mom
asked him what he had learned about jumping off porches.
"I can't do it again," Roy replied, "until the cast comes off."
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~~ Divorced and having lost her house, Karen managed to rent
a cramped camper at the local RV park for herself and
five-year-old Joshua.
It was only a little better than living out of their car, and she
wished with all her heart that she could provide more for her child.
One evening, after their ritual of giggling over a table game and
reading stories, Karen sent her son outside to play until bedtime.
She glanced out the window when she heard voices.
"Say, Josh, don't you wish you had a real home?"
asked the campground manager.
Karen tensed and held her breath as she leaned nearer the
open window.
A smile slowly spread across her face when she heard Joshua's
response.
"We already have a real home," he said.
"It's just that we don't have a house to put it in."
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~~ I had been thinking about coloring my hair.
One day while going through a magazine, I came across an ad
for a hair-coloring product featuring a beautiful young model with
hair a shade that I liked.
Wanting a second opinion, I asked my husband,
"How do you think this color would look on a face with a few
wrinkles?"
He looked at the picture, crumpled it up, straightened it out and
studied it again..... "Just great, Honey."
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~~ My wife and I were visiting her 95-year-old grandfather when
he asked us to take him to buy a new hat.
My wife took me aside.
"I'm worried that he doesn't have enough money, and he'll be
very embarrassed," she said.
So I asked the salesperson to tell my wife's grandfather that
whichever hat he chose cost $15.
I would pay the difference.
Grandpa picked out a hat and was charged $15.
After he left, I paid the other $45 of the price.
Later Grandpa said, "What a bargain!
The last one I bought there cost me $60."
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~~ A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..
After the service, a cousin wondered aloud,
"I wonder how many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.
The cousin was amazed that the boy had figured it out so quickly
and asked, "How do you know that for sure?"
"Easy," Jenni's boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, didn't you hear the preacher say:
'Four for better, four for worse, four richer, and four poorer,'
and that makes sixteen "
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~~ I was leafing through one of my hunting catalogs when I
found something that made me laugh.
"Look," I said to my wife.
"What I've always wanted: a camouflage toilet seat."
"Get it," she said.
"Then you'll have an excuse for when you miss."
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~~ A little boy was telling his mother about his day in school.
"Today our teacher asked me if I had any younger brothers or
sisters, and I told her I was an only child."
And then what did your teacher say to you?"
asked the small boy's mother.
"She said, thank goodness!"
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~~ "Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around
you for happiness instead of sadness.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations."
(Red Skelton...1913--1997)
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~~ Part of my job as a nurse on an obstetrical unit is to offer
support to an expectant father at his child's birth.
During one delivery I noticed the father looking at me constantly.
I reassured him that his wife was doing well.
As the baby was about to be delivered,
I told him he could come to the foot of the bed,
but he said he didn't need to.
I realized then why he was looking at me.
He could see his son being born in the reflection in my glasses.
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~~ Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped,
turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant,
"What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
he explained...
"It took us awhile to find a new pilot."
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Todays Thought: "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."
1 comment:
You're sure getting a change in temp. Ours is just cold!!! Love the baby pic and the dogs and the panda and the... lol
Rae x
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