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Cuddle up to "Teddy"....
.
Wishful thinking.....
.
He's Hungry......
.
Want a ride??....
.
Cool, Camper.....
.
What a Tie up....
.
This is why the tie up.......
.
Yep...There they are.....
.
My Man "ENO"....
.
Well, time for me to go.....later..
.
♥♥♥
~~ Bobbie: I have a headache.
I think I'll lie down and take some aspirins.
Gus: Bayer?
Bobbie: No, I'll keep my clothes on.
.
~~ QUESTION: What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of
an a**hole?
ANSWER: A lawyer's necktie.
.
~~ Washington, D.C. serves a very important function in our
system of government.
It keeps all the politicians in one place where it's easier to keep
an eye on them.
.
~~ Christmas: It's the season when radios keep you awake until
three in the morning playing "Silent Night."
.
~~ Gus and his date were walking through the park
when they came across a snarling dog.
Gus started to beat a wise retreat.
Bobbie said, "Gus, you always swore you would face
death for me."
Gus said, "I would, but that damn dog ain't dead!"
.
~~ Did you hear about Mr. Frog who parked his car illegally?
It got toad away.
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~~ As a foreman for a construction company, my friend John
was interviewing an applicant.
He asked the plasterer to bring his tools in so he could see
what he could do.
The fellow returned with tools slung over his shoulder and
hanging from his pockets, and in one hand he was holding an
unidentifiable object covered in plaster.
John asked what it was.
"My radio," the chap answered.
"All right," said John, "you can start tomorrow."
The applicant looked surprised.
"That's it? You don't want to see what I can do?"
"Any plaster man who has a radio looking like that one,"
John said, "must have put in at least three years of work."
.
~~ Pete: My, what a surprise meeting you here at the
psychiatrist's office!
Are you coming or going?
Gus: If i knew that I wouldn't be here.
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~~ Gus: I'm on my way to try out for the school swimming team.
Bobbie: Are you joking?
You can barely fight the current when you let out the bath water.
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~~ I love the self-checkout aisle at my super market.
The only problem comes when I leave an item on the scanner
too long and the robo-voice scolds, "Please move your whole milk
(or whatever) to the bagging area."
Ordinarily, I just ignore it.
But on my last shopping trip, I moved fast when the voice began
shouting, "Please move your pork butt."
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~~ PATIENT: Nurse, nurse, nobody ever listens to me.
NURSE: Next!
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~~ The morning after a terrible snowstorm,
I spotted my neighbor Janet shovelling her driveway.
I waved hello and asked why her husband wasn't out
helping her.
She explained that one of them had to stay inside and look
after their two small children.
They had flipped a coin to determine who would be the one
to go out and shovel.
"Sorry to hear of your bad luck," I said.
"Don't be," she replied quickly. "I won!"
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~~ A formation of geese was flying south for their winter vacation.
One of the geese in the back complained, "How come we always
have to follow that same leader?"
"Shut up!" replied another bird.
"He's the one with the map."
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Todays Thought: The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
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