Late, because of a thunder storm, been around twice
Pouring down rain...........................
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Maggie and Chico....Maggie is the one with claws....
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I don't know who this is but he's nosey....
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Take two....their small......
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Bread computer??
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Homemade computer....Cool.
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In the dog house?? just the place to go......
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This gang is filling up....They look like they are Enjoying..
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Oh..Oh some bad eggs....I don't know about these guys....
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Well, time I took my leave.....
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♥♥♥
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~~ A six-year-old girl became lost in a department store. As they paged her mother, the little girl was asked why she hadn't
held on to her mother's skirt.
She answered, "I couldn't reach it!"
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~~ "Thanksgiving is coming.
Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, is getting ready for
Thanksgiving.
She was on the 'Rachael Ray' show earlier showing the right
way to stuff a moose." -David Letterman
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~~ James Brown went to the pearly gates and met St. Peter who
took him to a room where Jerry Garcia was playing and Jimi
Hendricks and Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin.
James Brown says, "I worried maybe I was going to hell, but I
guess not."
Jerry Garcia says "You think this is heaven?"
Just then Lawrence Welk walked in and says"All right, one more
time.
'The Anniversary Waltz' And a one and a two and a one, two, three..."
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~~ Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
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~~ TOP 10 SIGNS YOU HIRED THE WRONG KID TO MOW
YOUR LAWN
10. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag
9. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes
of 13 cats
8. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher
7. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades
with his head
6. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher
5. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system
4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings
3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus
2. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks
1. No toes
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~~ Woman cleaning fish at sink to angler husband:
"Why can't you be like the rest of the men?
They never catch anything."
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~~ Since I was a new patient, I had to fill out an information
form for the doctor's files.
The nurse reading it over noticed my unusual name.
"How do you pronounce it?" she asked.
"Na-le-Y-ko," I said, proud of my Ukrainian heritage.
"That sounds real nice," she said, smiling.
"Yes, it is melodious," I agreed.
"So," she asked sweetly........
"what part of Melodia is your family from?"
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~~ Fan: "Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you."
Mae West: "Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing."
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~~ While my husband was stationed overseas,
our four-year-old daughter decided that she needed
a baby brother.
"Good idea," I told her......
"But don't you think we should wait until your father's home?"
She had a better idea.
"Why don't we just surprise him?"
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~~ Upon learning that an available handsome young man was a devotee
of hunting, Andrea did what any girl in her position would have done.
She told him she was game...
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~~ When my husband and I relocated to New York City,
we were excited about exploring Manhattan on weekends.
Armed with tourist maps and guidebooks, we headed towards
Broadway in our car.
As we neared our destination, we slowed to find a parking space,
but the many signs spelling out the regulations confused us.
Apparently we were not the only ones who found the instructions
unclear.
There, on a city sign at the end of one block, was plainly printed:
No Parking, Not Five Minutes, Not 30 Seconds, Not At All.
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~~ Our family was dazzled by the sights and the bustling crowds
during a visit to Manhattan.
"This is the city that never sleeps," I told my eleven-year-old
daughter.
"That's probably because there's a Starbucks on every corner,"
she observed.
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Todays Thought: A man with one watch knows what time it is.....
A man with two watches is never quite sure.....
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(WOW...didn't think I would get it done..)
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