Welcome back.."Witchy" we missed you.......
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Wanna go fishing, with thisguy?
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Camel taxi.........
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A dog stare down........ the small ones not scared......
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I still think he's cool......
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Free use phone??
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Get off the phone and do the job right......
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That's recycleing at it's best..........
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Better be hiding........ Hunting seasons here now.......
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Thats how I felt when mine went down...
and couldn't e-mail "Witchy".....
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~~ Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second.
Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home.
The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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~~ QUESTION: Why is a pool table green?
ANSWER: If you had that many balls, you would be green too.
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~~ My daughter's fifth-grade class had been studying astronomy.
One morning at breakfast she announced.
"On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."
That's when her little brother piped up saying,
"Are you gonna let her go, Mom?"
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~~ How does the fashion industry make billions selling
women clothes they don't need?
"Great parts of our economy are directly dependent upon
women having a weak self-concept,"
writer Gabrielle Burton explained.
"A woman who does not know who she is can be sold
anything."
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~~ Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters
exclusively to lawyers?
It's called Sosumi.
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~~ In any world menu, Canada must be considered the
vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult
to stir.
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~~ Grant me the serenity to accept: the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things that I can,
and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.
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~~ According to careerbuilder.com, a full 15 percent of
workers admit to getting to the office late at least once
a week....... And here are some of their excuses:
I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.
I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
Someone stole all my daffodils.
I had to go audition for American Idol.
I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
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~~ A GOOD BUY...
"For sale: Red storage building, slightly damaged.
Will not last long."
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~~ George Bernard Shaw once sent Winston Churchill a note
inviting him to the debut performance of his play "Saint Joan".
He enclosed two tickets:
"One for yourself and one for a friend...if you have one."
Unable to attend, Churchill replied to express his regrets
and to ask whether he might have tickets for the second night -
"if there is one."
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~~ "Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on
Halloween night."
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~~ One day my three-year-old daughter asked when her
birthday was.
Knowing that the date, April 15, would mean nothing to her,
I said, "It's either just before or just after Easter."
"Great," she said.....
"You don't know when my birthday is either."
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Todays Thought: When a habit begins to cost money it is called a hobby.
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