Good Morning...Friends...... we're having showers on and off all day..
Hope your having a good weekend.. "Witchy" comes home today....
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Cute, but will be mean later......
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Now this one will stay nice.......
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This one will be in trouble later..........
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Aw.....he's having fun.....but now he's in trouble.......
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Serial killer?...I doubt.....
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Keep your arms and legs inside the boat......
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I have nothing to say........
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Recycling at it's best .......
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Oh Boy,.. I know someones in a heap of trouble.......
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~~ Buffalo meat is getting more popular.
I suppose soon we can expect cold cuts made from it....
possibly called "buffaloney."
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~~ On a recent vacation, I came upon the following news
item in the Blue Springs, Missouri, Examiner:
PICK 3
ST. LOUIS -- The winning numbers in the daily Missouri Lottery
Pick 3 game were 9-9-9.
A winning $1 ticket with the numbers in the correct order paid
$500; a winning $1 ticket with the numbers in any order paid $160.
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~~ My son is a sports fanatic and he has well-worn T-shirts,
caps, and sweatshirts from every local team.
One night, we were getting ready for an annual fund-raiser for
our local theater organization.
My wife called out to my son,
"This is a pretty fancy dinner.
You'll have to wear a sports jacket."
My son answered, "Which team?"
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~~ The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had
just been served in a highway eatery.
It contained dark flecks of seasoning floating in it,
but two of the spots looked very suspicious.
"Hey," he called out to the waitress,
"these particles in my soup...aren't they foreign objects?"
She scrutinized his bowl.
"No, sir!" she reassured him.......
"Those things live around here."
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~~ first time I met Bobbie, she was an intense aerobics
instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape
new member.
After one grueling workout, I gasped, "This is really helping
me get toned."
She looked me up and down.
Feeling self- conscious, I added, "Big men run in my family."
She raised an eyebrow. "Apparently not enough."
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~~ My dinner party was headed for disaster.
One man, an insurance salesman, was monopolizing the
conversation with a lengthy account of recent litigation
involving himself.
Since two other guests were lawyers, I was becoming
increasingly uneasy.
"In the end," the salesman concluded,
"you know who got all the money."
I cringed.
"The lawyers!" he shouted.
There was embarrassed silence at the table.
My heart was pounding until the wife of one lawyer said,
"Oh, I love a story with a happy ending."
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~~ A fourth grader came into the school office and told the
secretary that she had missed her bus, Bus 6.
After checking schedules with the teacher on bus duty,
the secretary confirmed that the girl did indeed miss her bus.
"But don't worry," she told the child. "We'll call your mother."
"No you won't" the girl calmly replied.......
"She's driving Bus 6."
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~~ A high-powered executive was speeding down the street,
talking on his cellphone.
The police soon pulled him over.
The executive completed his call and looked up at the officer.
"Yes?" he said.
"I bet you don't even know why I stopped you, " the officer replied.
Said the executive, "You want to use my phone?"
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~~ A recent report said that:
“Too many people use alcohol as a crutch”
So why do I keep falling over when I'm drunk?
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~~ A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
departed mother and started back for his car,
parked on the cemetery road.
His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity,
and kept repeating, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"
The first man approached him and said,
"Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief,
but this demonstration of hurt and pain is more that
I've ever seen before.
For whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in that grave?"
The mourner answered,
"My wife's first husband!
Why did you die? Why did you die?"
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~~ Doctor, come quickly!
What's the matter?
We can't get into our house!
That's scarcely my concern, is it?
Yes, it is... The baby's swallowed the front door key!
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~~ Students in the adult Spanish class I teach include quite
a few health-care professionals.
During one class, I was coughing so badly a doctor in the
class raised his hand.
"If you like, I could give you a prescription for that," he offered.
Another hand shot up.
"I could fill it for you," said a pharmacist's assistant.
Not to be outdone, a paramedic added, "And I can take you
there to pick it up!"
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Todays Thought: Confidence comes not from always being right,
but from not fearing to be wrong.....
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