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Sunrise today...............
The Korean delicacy sannakji , is something quite different, as the seafood isn't quite dead. baby octopus are sliced up and seasoned with sesame oil.
The tentacles are still squirming when this dish is served and, if not chewed carefully,
the tiny suction cups can stick to the mouth and throat......
This is not a dish for the fainthearted.
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Cool lookin dude..........
I may not be prince charming but you can kiss me until you find him..
She's waiting for breakfast........were is it??
She's waiting for breakfast........were is it??.
Singing for his breakfast.....And the guy might be it.......
Singing for his breakfast.....And the guy might be it........
Fastest animal on land is the cheetah — can run 70 miles per hour (113 km per hour)
Yea.....speeders get tickets..........
Fastest animal on land is the cheetah — can run 70 miles per hour (113 km per hour).
Yea.....speeders get tickets...........
Oh, no......breakfast.......... 
Oh, no......breakfast...........
♥♥♥
~~~ You know; What the world needs is more geniuses with humility,
there are so few of us left.
there are so few of us left.
.
~~~ A patient had broken his leg and it was going to have to be set.
To get him ready for this painful event, he was heavily sedated.
While in this "state", he spoke rather freely with the hospital staff and with his wife.
She apparently learned several things about her husband.
When it was time to reverse the medication, the wife said, "Wait! not yet......
I have some more questions I want to ask".
.
~~~ The main speaker at a club luncheon was going on at great length about a very
dull subject.
Finally one man in the audience stepped outside where he met another man who
asked, "Has he finished his speech?"
"Long ago," came the weary reply, "But he won't stop talking."
.
~~~ Obama on his first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to his guide,
"Look at all those big rocks...... Wherever did they come from?"
"The glaciers brought them down," said the guide.
"But where are the glaciers?" Obama asked.
"The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks...
.
~~~ A little boy was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
"If you had ten dollars," said the teacher, "and I asked you for the loan of five
dollars, how many dollars would you have left?"
"Ten," said young boy firmly.
"Ten?" the teacher said "How do you make it ten?"
"Well," replied the young student, "You can ask for a loan of five dollars,
but that doesn't mean you will get it."
.
~~~ "At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy in the head and
I should be committed to a mental institution.
Why do women always want us to make a commitment?"
.
~~~ At the end of a visit with our daughter, my husband insisted on leaving
her some of his pain medication for her migraine headaches.
A month later, he was talking with her on the phone and asked,
"Do those pills work?"
"I don't know," she replied.... "I haven't had a headache since you left."
.
~~~ A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.
"We don't need any one," they replied.
"You can't afford not to hire me.
I can sell anyone...anytime...any thing."
"We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell.
If you can sell just one, you have a job."
He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks,
one for a $80,000 policy and another for a $50,000 policy.
"How in the world did you do that," they asked."I told you I'm the world's best salesman, I can sell anyone...
anywhere...anytime."
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.
"Why's that?" he asked."
Well, if you sell a policy over $40,000 the company requires a urine sample.
Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."He was gone for about eight hours and then he walks in with two five gallon
buckets, one in each hand.
He sets the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two
bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and says,.....
"Here's Mr. Cunningham's and this one is Mr. Stroman's.""That's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers
convention and I sold them a group policy!"
.
~~~ A man awoke from a dream while shouting greetings to an old friend.
Luckily the outburst did not seem to have bothered his wife.
However, as they prepared for bed that evening his wife remarked,
"If you happen to see someone you know tonight, would you just wave?"
.
.
Todays Thought: "Children are the living messages we send to a time we
will not see."
To get him ready for this painful event, he was heavily sedated.
While in this "state", he spoke rather freely with the hospital staff and with his wife.
She apparently learned several things about her husband.
When it was time to reverse the medication, the wife said, "Wait! not yet......
I have some more questions I want to ask".
.
~~~ The main speaker at a club luncheon was going on at great length about a very
dull subject.
Finally one man in the audience stepped outside where he met another man who
asked, "Has he finished his speech?"
"Long ago," came the weary reply, "But he won't stop talking."
.
~~~ Obama on his first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to his guide,
"Look at all those big rocks...... Wherever did they come from?"
"The glaciers brought them down," said the guide.
"But where are the glaciers?" Obama asked.
"The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks...
.
~~~ A little boy was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
"If you had ten dollars," said the teacher, "and I asked you for the loan of five
dollars, how many dollars would you have left?"
"Ten," said young boy firmly.
"Ten?" the teacher said "How do you make it ten?"
"Well," replied the young student, "You can ask for a loan of five dollars,
but that doesn't mean you will get it."
.
~~~ "At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy in the head and
I should be committed to a mental institution.
Why do women always want us to make a commitment?"
.
~~~ At the end of a visit with our daughter, my husband insisted on leaving
her some of his pain medication for her migraine headaches.
A month later, he was talking with her on the phone and asked,
"Do those pills work?"
"I don't know," she replied.... "I haven't had a headache since you left."
.
~~~ A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.
"We don't need any one," they replied.
"You can't afford not to hire me.
I can sell anyone...anytime...any thing."
"We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell.
If you can sell just one, you have a job."
He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks,
one for a $80,000 policy and another for a $50,000 policy.
"How in the world did you do that," they asked."I told you I'm the world's best salesman, I can sell anyone...
anywhere...anytime."
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.
"Why's that?" he asked."
Well, if you sell a policy over $40,000 the company requires a urine sample.
Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."He was gone for about eight hours and then he walks in with two five gallon
buckets, one in each hand.
He sets the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two
bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and says,.....
"Here's Mr. Cunningham's and this one is Mr. Stroman's.""That's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers
convention and I sold them a group policy!"
.
~~~ A man awoke from a dream while shouting greetings to an old friend.
Luckily the outburst did not seem to have bothered his wife.
However, as they prepared for bed that evening his wife remarked,
"If you happen to see someone you know tonight, would you just wave?"
.
.
Todays Thought: "Children are the living messages we send to a time we
will not see."
2 comments:
Ewww! I am definitely one of the "faint-hearted"! LOL
Have a good weekend,
Suzzie
Me too! Vegetarian or not Ewwwww yuck lol
Rae
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