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I think he doesn't like his picture taken........
Applauding spectators are treated to a bizarre display as a 30-stone lion leaps on to the horse's back..
White wedding dresses and old traditions are left behind....
the Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko....
The Thomas Point Shoal Light, also known as Thomas Point Shoal Light Station, is a historic lighthouse in the Chesapeake Bay on the east coast of the United States.
The Thomas Point Shoal Light, also known as Thomas Point Shoal Light Station, is a historic lighthouse in the Chesapeake Bay on the east coast of the United States..
The Perfect Pet..
The Perfect Pet...
Orange County Choppers, known for building machines as brutish as they are loud, has produced this paradoxical bike touted as the “first custom electric American chopper.”
China discovered the first double-headed cobra..
Orange County Choppers, known for building machines as brutish as they are loud, has produced this paradoxical bike touted as the “first custom electric American chopper.” .
China discovered the first double-headed cobra...
Oh..Oh.........gonna need another roll......
Oh..Oh.........gonna need another roll.......
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~~~ My friend has a $10,000 wristwatch.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't buy a watch.
I'd strap a wad of bills to my wrist and when I wanted to know the time, I'd peel off a bill and pay a stranger to tell me.
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~~~ My parents told me, "Finish your dinner.
People in China and India are starving."
I tell my daughters, "Finish your homework.
People in India and China are starving for your job."
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~~~ In the examination of a case for assault and battery, counsel, on cross-examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had at the first place they stopped?
He answered:“Four glasses of ale.”
“What next?”
“Two glasses of wine.”
“What next?”
“One glass of brandy.”
“What next?”
“A fight, of course.”
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~~~ A friend said: One day I wore a pair of earrings shaped like feet to the kindergarten class where I am a teacher's assistant.
As I worked with one young boy, he reached up and touched an earring.
I asked what he was doing.
Looking at me, he said................ “I'm tickling your feet.”
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~~~ I was about to tell my summer school class a story about the creation of totem poles.
To start, I asked if anyone knew what a totem pole was.
One boy, brimming with confidence, waved his hand and declared, "It's a frog before it has arms and legs."
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~~~ After a long day at the museum, my children described what they liked best.
“Dinosaurs!” one shouted.
“Animals!” another cried.
My youngest boy said, "My favorite part is when I smelled French fries in the hallway."
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~~~ Audrey, my 16-year-old daughter, often babysits eight-year-old Steven, who lives directly across from us.
When Audrey started going out with Joseph, our next-door neighbor, they'd spend hours sitting on our front steps talking.
One day Steve was doing his homework at a desk in front of a bay window looking out at our house.
After glaring out the window for a while, he finally slammed his books shut.
"I can't work here," he told his mom.
"They're in love over there."
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~~~ A city official decided to get all unlicensed dogs off the streets.
When a policeman spots a big mutt riding in the front seat with its owner, he signals the driver to pull over.
When the driver asks why she's been stopped, the officer points to the big dog sitting beside her.
“Does your dog have a license?” he asks.
“Oh, no,” the woman says, “he doesn’t need one....... I always do the driving.”
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Todays Thought: A soft word does not scratch the tongue.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't buy a watch.
I'd strap a wad of bills to my wrist and when I wanted to know the time, I'd peel off a bill and pay a stranger to tell me.
.
~~~ My parents told me, "Finish your dinner.
People in China and India are starving."
I tell my daughters, "Finish your homework.
People in India and China are starving for your job."
.
~~~ In the examination of a case for assault and battery, counsel, on cross-examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had at the first place they stopped?
He answered:“Four glasses of ale.”
“What next?”
“Two glasses of wine.”
“What next?”
“One glass of brandy.”
“What next?”
“A fight, of course.”
.
~~~ A friend said: One day I wore a pair of earrings shaped like feet to the kindergarten class where I am a teacher's assistant.
As I worked with one young boy, he reached up and touched an earring.
I asked what he was doing.
Looking at me, he said................ “I'm tickling your feet.”
.
~~~ I was about to tell my summer school class a story about the creation of totem poles.
To start, I asked if anyone knew what a totem pole was.
One boy, brimming with confidence, waved his hand and declared, "It's a frog before it has arms and legs."
.
~~~ After a long day at the museum, my children described what they liked best.
“Dinosaurs!” one shouted.
“Animals!” another cried.
My youngest boy said, "My favorite part is when I smelled French fries in the hallway."
.
~~~ Audrey, my 16-year-old daughter, often babysits eight-year-old Steven, who lives directly across from us.
When Audrey started going out with Joseph, our next-door neighbor, they'd spend hours sitting on our front steps talking.
One day Steve was doing his homework at a desk in front of a bay window looking out at our house.
After glaring out the window for a while, he finally slammed his books shut.
"I can't work here," he told his mom.
"They're in love over there."
.
~~~ A city official decided to get all unlicensed dogs off the streets.
When a policeman spots a big mutt riding in the front seat with its owner, he signals the driver to pull over.
When the driver asks why she's been stopped, the officer points to the big dog sitting beside her.
“Does your dog have a license?” he asks.
“Oh, no,” the woman says, “he doesn’t need one....... I always do the driving.”
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Todays Thought: A soft word does not scratch the tongue.
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