Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning......Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers out there.....
A special thanks to our Father Solders who aren't home.....
Semper Fi....Dad!
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Yes.....to his old man too........
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A nice bundle of joy......

This one needs ice water.......

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What can you say.......

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They see eye to eye...........

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What is this thing??................................

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I wonder?? leaves?

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Truer words were never spoke......................

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~~~ "Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?"

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~~~ My wife asked me if we could trade gender roles for a week, so she could sit around all the time and watch TV.
I agreed, and then immediately started nagging her about how she watches too much TV.

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~~~ "Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

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~~~ After his return from Rome, Pete couldn't find his luggage in the London Gatwick airport baggage area.
So he went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn't shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
"Now", she asked Pete, "has your plane arrived yet?"

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~~~ Life is unfair.
Take shaving......
How is it that we never get bald on the face?

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~~~ Two farmers were driving their tractor down the middle of a country road.
A car comes around the corner brakes hard to avoid them, skids, tumbles twice and lands in a field.
Jimmy say to Mike, "It's just as well we got out of that field."

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~~~ think NASCAR would be much more exciting if, like in a skating rink,every 15 minutes someone announced it was time to reverse direction.

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~~~ My American literature class required a lot of reading in very little time.
One day, my friend Steve came to class unprepared.
"Quick," he said, poking the girl in front of him, "tell me something about The Grapes of Wrath." "Okay," she replied...... "I read it, and you didn't."

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~~~ The young male race horse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in workouts.
However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare.
So one day the trainer went to him and told him he'd have to be castrated.
The young horse, knowing that it was either this or the glue factory, took it philosophically.
After all, having the operation was almost a certain guarantee of a long and illustrious racing career.
After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in workouts, and found to do as well as ever.
But the first time he actually ran in a race, he only went about ten paces, before getting a dejected look on his face, turning around, and ambling back to the starting gates.
"What's the matter?" asked the trainer, "you were doing great!"
"Yeah, well how would you feel" replied the horse, "if five thousand people took one look at you and shouted 'they're off!'?"
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Todays Thought: Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together.
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