Seems to be able to post now....I don't know what happened....
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I bet this is a lot of fun...but not for me.......
Look out...mr. mouse .....he's only playing.....
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This cat is cooling off.........I guess these like water..My cats don't..
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Boy...She looks mean....don't get too close........
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These little ones are cuties....
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Mama sure is tall....... I bet she's got a mean kick........
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I think you've run outta water...Bubba......
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Guess I'll take my bike and hit the road........
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~~~ An optimist thinks the glass is half full; a pessimist thinks the glass is half empty.
A realist knows that if he sticks around, he's eventually going to have to wash the glass.
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~~~ The high-school kid loved fast cars, and was thrilled to land a summer job with the local Alfa Romeo service center.
"Gee, Mr Vespucci," he gushed, grabbing a wrench, "I can't wait to learn all the ins and outs of fixing up these babies."
So he was startled when Mr. Vespucci told him to put down his tools and listen up.
"The first thing you gotta learn how to do," he instructed the kid, "is to open the hood, stand back, and shake your head very, very sadly."
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~~~ Standing on the sidelines, during a game being played by my school's football team, I saw one of the players take a hard hit.
He tumbled to the ground and didn't move.
We grabbed our first-aid gear and rushed out onto the field.
The coach picked up the young man's hand and urged, "Son, can you hear me?
Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."
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~~~ I was walking along the ocean, that's generally where you'll find the beach, looking for ashtrays in their wild state.
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~~~ Gus the the town drunk gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks him up and down and says, "I've got news for you.
You're going straight to hell!"
Gus jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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~~~ What gets me is that estimated tax return.
You have to guess how much money you're going to make.
You have to fill it out, sign it, send it in.
I sent mine in last week.
I didn't sign it.
If I have to guess how much money I'm gonna make, let them guess who sent it.
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~~~ I'm dyslexic, and attended a conference about the disorder with a friend.
The speakers asked us to share a personal experience with the group.
I told them stress aggravates my condition, in which I reverse words and letters when I'm tense.
When I finished speaking, my friend leaned over and whispered to me, "Now I know why you named your daughter Hannah."
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~~~ A Scotsman left on a long trip across the country, taking a train the entire length of the line.
At each station along the way, he insisted that he had to get off of the train to buy a new ticket. He chose to not buy a ticket to his final destination, but just one to take him to the next stop on the line.
After watching this go on for several hours, another passenger asked, "Why are you buying all of these individual tickets, man?
Why not just save yourself time and money and just get one ticket for the rest of your trip? You'd save 25%."
The Scotsman scowled at the very idea, and darkly replied, "My doctor told me that I am not long for this world.
I don't plan to waste any of my money on train tickets I may not use while I am here!"
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~~~ An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse."
"That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse.
What does it mean?"
"It's an old Indian name.
Means Nag, Nag, Nag."
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Todays Thought: It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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