Still rain today.....but better, rest of the week...
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Everything is getting green for tomorrow.......
The little people better watch out...........
These Cardinals are pretty.... We have quite a few here.....
Oh....yah....Bacon on the hoof.........
A baby Matschie's tree kangaroo...... 
Cool...photoshopped picture....
I just don't know........????
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Red neck McDonalds........
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~~~ My girl "Witchy" is very forward in some ways.
Last night she turned the lights lower than my intentions.
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~~~ The tale of the errant entrepreneur:
High chair;
high school;
high hopes;
high finance;
"Hi, Warden!".
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~~~ I always thought horse racing was the national pastime.... then one day I saw Playboy.
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~~~ Patient: How much will the operation cost?
Doctor: A thousand dollars.
Patient: A thousand dollars! Can't you do it for less?
Doctor: Sorry, that's a cut rate price.
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~~~ Tony took two enthusiastic swings at the golf ball and missed both times.
He looked up at his companion and said, "That's funny -
this course is two inches lower than the one I usually play."
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~~~ VISITOR: My friend was run over by a steamroller and he's in this hospital.
What room is he in?
NURSE: Room #105, #106, #107, and #108.
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~~~ YOU'RE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE!.....
HOW BAD IS IT?
You're in such bad shape, you breathe hard when your stocking runs.
You're in such bad shape, you couldn't even strike a match.
You're in such bad shape, I hear undertakers come up to you and give estimates.
You're in such bad shape, if a vampire bit you, all it would get is practice.
You're in such bad shape, if you tried to run a bath, you'd come in second.
And finally, you're in such bad shape, you look like you're walking around just to save on funeral expenses.
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~~~ A vacationer was driving along a country road when it bagen to rain hard.
Soon the road turned to mud.
Seeing a farmhouse, he knocked on the door and asked the farmer if he could stay overnight.
"Sure," said the farmer, "but you'll have to make your own bed."
"That's all right," replied the vacationer."
Okay," said the farmer.
"Here's some wood and a hammer."
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Todays thought; Adolescence is that period when a young guy can show off the finest crop of hair he will ever have.
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