Some have to work,..right "Taz". Oh, well I hope all goes well.
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These cats are cute now, but later..........
Now this is a cute guy........
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A shy one.......
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Train the bird to hunt....? I see them in the fields. hope they don't like cats.
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Free parking....??
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Who needs a wrecker ? when you got shopping carts.....
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A little cramped?
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~~~ You know you're a real dad when you discover a kid's happy face sticker on the report you were handing over to the boss.
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~~~ My favorite spot at our local zoo is the House of Night, where nocturnal creatures crawl and fly about.
One very bright day, I stepped into the exhibit and was plunged into total darkness.
Almost immediately, a small hand grabbed mine."
And who do you belong to?" I asked.
His answer came swiftly: "I'm yours till the lights come on."
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~~~ A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.
"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.
The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience.
He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat.
He hobbles back into the examining room.
The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water.
"Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."
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~~~ Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"
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~~~ A patient of was recovering from heart surgery and went to a classical-music concert. During the performance the man in front of her turned around and demanded, "Are you responsible for that infernal clicking noise?"
"It's my new artificial heart valve," she explained.
"Well, could you at least try to make it keep time with the orchestra?" he replied.
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~~~ My mother hadn't been feeling well, so I was worried when she didn't answer the phone.
I jumped into the car and raced over to her house, only to find her sitting in her living room calmly watching TV.
"Why didn't you answer the telephone?" I asked.
"I was worried."
"Sorry dear. I heard it ringing, but I thought it was on the television."
"Oh," I said, relieved. "What were you watching?"
"Spartacus."......
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~~~ One day at the office of the orthopedic specialist I work for, we had to make arrangements for an elderly patient with spinal arthritis to have a special injection.
We said we would phone him with the information.
Two days later, the patient called us, concerned that he had missed our call because of his poor hearing.
"I can barely hear, barely see and barely walk," he told me.
Then he added cheerfully, "Things could be worse, though.......
At least I can still drive."
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Todays thought; Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
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