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On the road again.......................................
Now thats funny.........................
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You got any peanuts ??
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A custom car ?? But I can't get the door open......
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The groundhog messed up this time.......
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Dinner is being served..............................
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Were is ours ??
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~~~ A Loving Grandpa , and grand daughter....
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, The pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, thenheld it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little oldman standing beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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~~~ Quote;“ Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. ” — Woody Allen
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~~~ There was a young guy in our credit union opening his first checking account.
He filled out the various forms and chose the style of checks he wanted.
"One more thing," I said, pointing to the top of the form he'd just completed.
"Is this how you want your name and address printed on your checks?"
"No," he said. "I want it printed neater."
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~~~ My friend works in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse.
Somehow he got the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine's Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone he discovered she was expecting one.
Not having time to buy a card on his way home, He was in a quandary.
Then he looked at the lawn-mower trade magazines scattered around the office -- and got an idea.
Using scissors and glue, he created a card with pictures of mowers, next to which he wrote: "I lawn for you mower and mower each day."
His wife loved it.
The card immediately graced their refrigerator door.
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~~~ My friend Pete announced that he had started a diet to lose some pounds he had put on recently.
"Good!" I exclaimed.
"I'm ready to start a diet too.
We can be dieting buddies and help each other out.
When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Great!" he replied.
"I'll ride with you."
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~~~ After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover she no longer needed to rewind or fast-forward tapes or move the needle on her record player.
Knowing she was not that technically astute, I called her a few days later to see how she was managing.
"Fine. I listened to Shania Twain this morning," she said.
"The whole CD?" I asked. "No," she replied, "just one side."
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Todays thought: Enlarge your world by enjoying others' worlds.
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