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That's it brush them teeth......↓
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You think she can hear better with 4 ears?↓
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I don't even know what he's looking at.......
I don't even know what he's looking at.......↓
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"Witchy" sez: I love being a grandmother.
It's great to finally be greeted by someone who's bald, drooling, and
wearing a diaper who's not my date.
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Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding.............
10. Rehearsal Dinner Held At Hooters..
9. Instead Of "Friends Of The Bride Or Friends Of The Groom?"Ushers Ask "Ford Or Chevy?"..
8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube TopsBridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts..
8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube TopsBridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts..
7. Phrase "I Do" Replaced By "I Heard That" ..
6. Tender Rendition Of "The Wedding Song" Performed By Pinkard & Bowden ..
5. When Minister Asks Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married...
Some Guy In The Back Stands Up And Hollers "Earnhardt!"..
4. Reception Conversation Includes The Phrase
"So What Have You Been Doing Since Hee Haw, Pete?"
3. Snack Trays At Reception: Vienna Sausages And Nacho Cheese Doritos..
2. Plans For The Honeymoon Evening Include Tickets To The Monster Truck Show..
...And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...
Sign In Front Of The Church: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!
Sign In Front Of The Church: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!
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One cold night my furnace died, so I went to my parents' house.
In the morning, a neighbor called to tell me that my water pipes had burst and
flooded my town house and hers.
I raced home—and on the way got a speeding ticket.
Then the furnace repairman arrived and told me he didn't think he had the
proper fuse but would check in his truck.
Meanwhile, the plumber cut holes in my bathroom wall to locate the leak.
When the furnace repairman returned, he held aloft a fuse.
"I had the right one," he said triumphantly....... "This must be your lucky day."
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He may have been a great American writer who won not one but two Pulitzer
Prizes for his fiction, but William Faulkner couldn't sell his works.
To make the rent, he allegedly was a Rum runner.
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Just an observation:
In the old black and white westerns when the cavalry is attacking and the
bugler is sounding "charge", I've noticed that the bugler is always the first
one killed with the first shot fired when the battle begins.
I guess to shut him up, and that's why you'll never see the star of any old
western play the part of the bugler.
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