Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....everyone..... well it's nice and iced out...
Ground just covered with ice, watch how you walk....
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Man...thats a handy dog........mans best friend !
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Reach out and touch someone..........
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A Hummingbird lane bird...........

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Wow...someones put a lot of work into this..........................
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This one too.... must have been a crew....Their good...
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Just hanging around.........
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Funny, looking pictures.....
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Someone did another good job.....someone's having fun....

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~~~ Some of you would bitch if you were hung with a new rope.

So very few people care how much tax they actually pay...they care only about how big the refund is.

A recovery of their own money...so it makes one think that if you overcharge people, then refund a bit of it, everybody is happy and you are the richer for it.........

Just a thought...

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~~~ "When you see a man of worth, think of how you may emulate him.

When you see one who is unworthy, examine yourself." (Confucius)

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~~~Moshe wants to buy a parrot and goes to his local pet shop to see what they have.

The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special --

it can speak most languages.

So Moshe decides to test this out: "Do you speak English?" asks Moshe.
"Yes," replies the parrot.

"Hablas Espanol?" asks Moshe."Si," replies the parrot.

"Parlez-vouz Fransais?" asks Moshe."Oui," replies the parrot."

Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Moshe."Jawohl," replies the parrot.

"Falas Portugues?" asks Moshe."Sim," replies the parrot.
Moshe pauses for a while, then asks the parrot,"Do you speak Yiddish?"

The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says,"Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?"

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~~~ According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.

They say that women are too judgmental, whereas men are just grateful.

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~~~ Tom and and his blond pal Harry go to the theater, but Harry gets up to leave after the curtain closes for the first intermission.

"Where are you going?" asks Tom.

"It's not worth the wait says Harry.

"Look in the program. Act two - one month later."

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~~~ A parishioner said to the preacher after a Sunday service, "You should speak louder during your prayers.

I didn't hear a word you said."

The preacher replied, "I wasn't talking to you."

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~~~ A man is in a restaurant where a pianist is playing in a corner.

"Do you play things on request?" calls the man to the pianist.

"Oh yes, sir," says the pianist.

"Great," says the man.... "Play dominoes."

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Todays thought: The dictionary is the only place where... "success" comes before "work".