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Ooppp's.....................Too cold for that.................................
Hungry?...........,
Hum!..............Copy and Paste.............................
"Witchy"...did it go last night? .
What can ya say??....Eno's the Man......
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~~~ A doctor is doing the rounds of a maternity ward.
"And when is Mrs. Smith's baby due? he asks the nurse.
"The 5th of September," replies the nurse.
"I see," says the doctor.
"And how about Mrs.Jones?"
"She's due on the 5th too." replies the nurse.
"And Mrs.Evans?" says the doctor.
"She's also due on the 5th," says the nurse.
"And, don't tell me Mrs. Brown is due on the 5th as well," says the doctor.
"I don't think so," replies the nurse.
"She didn't go on the church picnic."
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~~~ Two guys had been roommates for a week, when one decided to try his hand at cooking.
He served a casserole and explained that he only knew how to cook two things: beef stew and cherry pie.
On tasting it, his roommate remarked, "It's quite good, but which one is it?"
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~~~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
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~~~ Temper gets you into trouble.
Pride keeps you there.
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~~~ How about the two old men down in Florida. one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history. .
Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a beach front hotel ..
They were sitting around on the porch of the hotel watching the sun set..
The history professor said to the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" ..
To which the professor of psychology said, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."..
~~~ How about the two old men down in Florida. one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history. .
Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a beach front hotel ..
They were sitting around on the porch of the hotel watching the sun set..
The history professor said to the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" ..
To which the professor of psychology said, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."..
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~~~ A golfer is thrashing through the bushes, looking for a lost ball.
An old lady watches him as she sits on a bench knitting.
After half an hour the golfer is just about to give up, when the old lady says.
"Excuse me...... But is it against the rules if I tell you where it is?"
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~~~ Pete Elliot, University of Miami football coach, about a youngster he tried to recruit: "I asked the young man if he was in the top half of his class academically.
He said, "No, sir, I am one of those who make the top half possible."
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A thought: Kindness islike a boomerang........
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