Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Posting early today... got up early...
Chilly, 22ºf this morning....
got a "Alberto Clipper" coming down from Canada....
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He wants someone to play with....How about it "Pete"?
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Oh, no...a fighter? "Witchy" needs to calm him down........
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Wow, another one......that needs calming down.......
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That looks like a good scan.......

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Makes good tasting eggs or better yet egg salad ?

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What channel will that news be on?.....

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~~~ To Your HEALTH...

1. Potato chips aren't rubbery and blubbery like fat...they're crispy and crunchy like lettuce...that proves they're diet food...

2. If you put a crouton on your sundae instead of a cherry...it counts as a salad!!!

3. The healthyest part of a donut is the HOLE...unfortunately you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there...

4. At the restaurant, order a broiled skinless chicken breast...but encourage the waiter to bring you lasgna and garlic bread by mistake...

5. My doctor asked my what fits my busy schedule better...exercising one hour a day or being DEAD 24 hours a day...

I was going to get up early to go jogging...but my toes voted against me 10 to 1...

He suggested I start my exercise program very gradually...this morning I drove past a store that sells sweat pants...

I got this figured out now!!!

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~~~ Halfway between New York City and Washington, D.C., the train's engine fell silent.

"I've got good news and bad news," the conductor announced.

"The bad news is we lost power."

My fellow passengers groaned........

"The good news," he added, "is we weren't cruising at 30,000 feet."

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~~~Her class assignment was to interview an "old person" about his life, so my niece asked me, "What was the biggest historical event that happened during your childhood?"

"I'd have to say the moonwalk," I replied.

She looked disappointed.

"That dance was so important to you?"

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~~~ "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

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~~~ Miracle products..

Gus's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Gus replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Gus interrupted.

"I haven't added them up yet."

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~~~ My Father decided that I should learn how to swim.

We went to one of the lakes in the area, and he put a boat in the water.

He rowed me out a little way from shore and threw me overboard.

I swam back to shore.

He took me out farther and threw me overboard again.

Again, I swam back to shore.

He took me out still farther, to the deepest part of the lake, and threw me overboard once more. I swam back to shore again. That's how I learned to swim.

Actually, learning to swim wasn't the hard part--it was getting out of that burlap bag.
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A Thought: If friends see you make a fool of your self, they don't regard it as a permanent job.