Watch your Fuzzies...........
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Damn....Baby's got a nice warm bed.........
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She can sleep anywere...........
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Oh.?...............giddyup..
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What is this ??.
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Seen on a passing septic service truck declared....
"19,500 lbs. of very gross weight."
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Bobbie asked me.......
What’s the coolest thing that happened to you in 2008?
That’s easy..... My blog showed up on a list of “100 Blogs that will Make You Smarter.”
Will it really?
Well, you’ve read down this far..... Don’t you feel smarter already?
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A government social worker was visiting the Indian reservation for the first time.
Over by the store, a woman was yelling up a blue streak at an old Indian man.
The man looked like he could use some help.
The social worker walked over and broke up the disturbance by pulling the man aside.
"Hey, that lady sure has your number."
"She no lady. She my wife.""You don't say.
What's her name?""Wife name 'Three Horse'.
"The social worker smiled. "Now that's a strange name.
Three Horse. Yep, that sure is a strange name.
How did she get a name like that?"
"Nag nag nag."
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I often wondered why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitoes.
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Who says companies only care about the bottom line?
Ours is socially conscious and offers employees fun outdoor activities
throughout the complex.
Both of these admirable elements were driven home one day when a
voice over the loudspeaker boomed ......
"Everyone who signed up to donate blood, please report to the rifle range!"
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Home Sweet Home.....
Where you can walk without britches,....
and scratch where it itches......
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.Gus...
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