Is it time to get up yet?...
It's play time...
Them birds must know we got a load of sunflower seeds...
Best part of the day....Gettin a Big Mac..........
We're on our way, for a Cheese burger....
Hey....we'll just ride in a cheese burger..
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♣ My Grandson was looking at my graduation picture...
He looked at it with his serious look and then at me...
He said , is this a picture of you when you were new?"...
The next morning, was the first time I thought about it again...
I laughed so loud,I nearly woke him up...
♣ We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
♣ I bought a set of Ginzu knives for only three easy payments of $19.95 and they came with a lifetime guarantee...
When the handles fell off, I returned the knives with my lifetime guarantee asking for a refund...
They wrote back saying, "The guarantee was for the lifetime of the knives...
Obviously, the knives are dead, so the guarantee is no longer valid."...
♣ Two men were working at the sawmill and one guy got too close to the saw and cut his ear off...
It fell in the sawdust pit so he jumped down into the pit and was hunting around trying to find it...
The second guy saw him and hollered down, "What're you doing?"...
The first man said that he had cut off his ear and was looking for it...
The second guy said, "I'll help you" and jumped in the pit...
He was searching around on his hands and knees and then hollered, "I found it!"..
The first guy took it and examined it closely, then said, "Keep looking...
Mine had a pencil behind it."...
♣ As she watched me struggle to pop the childproof cap off a bottle of medicine, my eight-year-old daughter asked, "Why do they even have childproof caps?...
Kids hate medicine."...
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