Watch out for the kiddies...........................................................
Nice pumpkin , but I like mine scary.........................................like ↓............................................................................................
Now thats a scary pumpkin...........................................................
Oh, My..A pirate............................................................................
And there's Santa.....................................................................
Bat squirrel ? "Holy Batcave...Bat man".....................................
I don't know as I would say too much.......................................♠ When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Sam if he would share the resultswith his wife.
"That would require me to go home and say, 'Hi, honey. I just paid someone $400 to tell me what's wrong with me,' " he said.
"And based on that, considering we've been married 23 years, she'd hand me a bill for $798,000."
♠ I noticed a guy yesterday opening the car door for his wife.
I guess she must have come into some money.
♠ On a university exam, students were asked to explain the difference between ignorance and apathy.
The professor had to give an "A" to the student who wrote "I don't know and I don't care."
♠ Bobbie was giving a small dinner party at her apartment, when suddenly there was a flutter at the open window.
A stray pigeon had plunked onto the ledge and was eying the group curiously.
"Oh, hello," piped Bobbie. "Any messages?"
~~~Dave, google..."Blue Ridge Tunnel"...
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