Yah...maybe you do, but the hairballs got me....
Ya goyya be happy go lucky like me...
I'm gonna show you what pretty looks like................................
I don't see anything....
Somebody's gonna be mad....♠ Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions, everyone but the school bus driver.
♠ The function of the law is not to provide justice or to preserve freedom.
The function of the law is to keep those who hold power, in power.
♠ The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head... and hits one of his neighbors.
♠ An elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for "behavior modification reinforcers."
The principal saw the item and asked, "What in heaven's name is that?"
"Lollipops," the teacher explained.
♠ Television is a device that makes it necessary to wake up before you can go to bed.
♠ In this country the Constitution guarantees your right to free speech, but it doesn't guarantee that you'll have any listeners.
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