We want him bad.......now if this glass wasn't here...................
Ha...I got my dinner......
We're lookin,...we're lookin....
Mmmmm...fresh fish for breakfast........my fav..........................
Durn it, ..I found mine,....and now you guys want to take........
We see food.....but we can't get to it.....yet.................................Closer....closer.....just a little closer...
♦ What do you call....a proctologist from Jamaica?
A poke ye man!
♦ what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines?
A manila folder
♦ A seven-year-old girl admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three other girls helped me catch him."
♦ A man goes into a bar very thirsty.
He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him.
The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I'll have another waterloo."
The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink...then asks the newcomer what he would like to drink.
Wanting to try this new drink he says "I'll have a waterloo, too." The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink.
He takes a big drink and says "HEY! This isn't any good.
tastes just like water!"
The man next to him looks at the bartender and says "Well, it is water ...right, Lou?
♦ What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance.
They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life.
And most importantly, cookies.
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