and it's a dog, reloading everything, with dial-up........
any way here's some sunrises...looking east from Hummingbird
Lane................
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to, but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did."
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs.
Then I tasted baby food.
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I played lead guitar in a popular weekend bar band for years.
One night there was magic in the air: We could do no wrong.
The dance floor was full, and my solo was the best I'd done in a long while.
At its end, the singer said, "Let's give Gus a special round of applause.
That's the first time he's ever played that piece."
My chest swelled with pride, until he added, "Properly, that is."
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A school kid asks his teacher, "Is it true that the law of gravity keeps us on Earth?"
The teacher says, "Yes"
The kid asks, "What kept us before the law was passed?"
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."-
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