I'm no good until I've had my coffee....................
Always one in a bunch..........................
Break time.....................................................
Yep !, I see............................
Hang on...I gotta get a drink............................
And I an't had my coffee yet.....................
I'm hiding.....they'll never see me here..........
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
My wife wanted to play the violin at our wedding reception, but right before, a string snapped.
Her mother made the announcement to our guests: I'm sorry to say that Amy cannot perform today.
Her G string broke."
One day a friend went to the mall for a beauty makeover.
Afterward, she stopped at the photo gallery to have pictures taken of her new look.
When she got home, her eight-year-old stared at her wide-eyed and exclaimed, "You look divorced!"
Job applicants were asked to fill out a questionnaire and to list their high schools and when they attended.
One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name of his high school.
Under time of attendance, he wrote: "Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday and Friday."
Our daughter signed up for shop class because she thought it meant visiting different malls.
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