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Watch out for the Mushroom man....he's bad...bad.....................
What the.????????????...................................................................
Mushroom man is uglier then me.........................................................
We loves Mushrooms....come on down here, Mr Man.....................
I just wanna play , But not with pigs , I'll get dirty......................
I'll fight them off..Scared dog......................................................
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The well-dressed man entered the bank wanting to buy five silver dollars which he would give as gifts.
"How much?" he asked when they handed him the coins.
"That will be five dollars," they said.
Handing them back, he said, "Forget it. That's too much."
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While driving on the highway, my son noticed a child in the window of a car in the next lane, holding up a handwritten sign that read "Help."
A few minutes later, the car passed him and he again glanced at it.
The little boy held up the same sign and this time followed it with another, which read "My mother is singing!"
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A cop was sent to a home to quiet down a party that happened to be attended only by women.
Once inside the house, a couple of the ladies stripped him of his shirt, and others took his shoes.
Soon several women were caressing him.
When his partner showed up, the women realized they'd made a mistake.
They had ordered a male stripper dressed as a policeman for the party.
When the real cop showed up, they thought he was the stripper.
No arrests were made.
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Children of Distinction: The promising seven-year-old was given the difficult assignment in class of describing the taste of chocolate ice cream in a single sentence.
"Chocolate," she explained, "tastes the opposite of vanilla."
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes whole box to start a campfire?
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