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Never play poker with Bobbie......she's a card shark.......
You say that's Milo down there...........
Milo's hiding out..............
And Maxine.......she's funny.....
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"Fred you lied to me............
You took a day off to bury your mother-in- law, and I met her in the park this morning".
"Oh, I didn't say she was dead.
I just said I would like to go to her funeral."
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During the physical examination the doctor noticed the patient's hands were shaking, "You drink a lot, don't you?"
"Nope," the patient answered.
"I spill most of it."
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Heading off to college at the age of 40, My friend was a bit self- conscious about her advancing years.
One morning she complained to her husband that she was the oldest student in her class.
"Even the professor is younger than I am," she said.
"Yeah," her husband said optimistically, "but look at it from my point of view.
At my age I never thought I would be fooling around with a college girl again.
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Politics can be an ugly game, and in a national election the stakes get higher while the tactics get lower.
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A nasty heat wave is still gripping parts of the nation.
It was so hot today; John McCain offered $5 million to the guy who can develop a prune Slurpie.
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