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How about a nice massage ??
Shh, Baby's sleeping.....I don't think you wanna make mama mad!
Just hanging out....waiting for the food to arrive..........................
I don't know.....got seat belt on?..............................................
Head for cover...........................................................
Maybe this picture will cool Witchy down......................................
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A man finds out what is meant by a spitting image when he tries to feed cereal to his infant.
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A friend of mine is responsible for alumni relations at his high-school alma mater.
Last fall, a member of the Class of 86 returned the standard alumni questionnaire with this response:
Marital Status - Not good... Wife's Name - Plaintiff ...
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If men are so into sports, why is the biggest selling issue of Sports Illustrated the swimsuit edition?
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My three sons and I were playing golf, and I had just teed up on a par three hole.
I gave a mighty swing, and we all watched the ball rising.
A large bird suddenly flew up, and as the ball got close to it, the bird veered away narrowly missing getting hit.
My youngest son stared intently down the fairway and then said, "You know, I think you almost got a partridge on a par three."
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"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone."
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Chocolate syrup was used for the blood in the famous shower scene in the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Psycho".
The scene lasts for about 45 seconds in the movie, but took 7 days to film.
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The Alfred Hitchcock film "Psycho" was the first film to show a toilet flushing.
The character Marion Crane (Janet Leigh) was shown flushing a toilet with a torn up paper swirling in the water.
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