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I is a small one...............................................
What can I say ?......................................................
Dinner keeps swimming away..................................................
Buddies.........................................................................
So that's what's at the end of the rainbow......................................
Come on buddy....lets be friends..................................................
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The Pope met with President Bush.
The good news was that they agreed on 80 percent of what they discussed.
The bad news was that they were discussing the Ten Commandments.
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I was feeding the ducks the other day and I accidentally dropped a Tylenol 3 in the water.
This sturdy looking duck gobbled it up in a couple of seconds.
I’ll bet he had a painless few hours.
I wonder what he would have done had it been Viagra.
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One hot summer, my three-year-old escaped in bare feet onto our sizzling porch.
She danced around in a panic, shouting shrilly.
"Dad! I need some sun scream!"
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The rather liberal young lady came home from the store and showed her husband the new dress she'd bought, which was made of plastic and totally transparent.
"But honey," the young man gasped, "people will see right through it."
"No they wont, dummy," she replied. "I'll be inside of it "
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When the talk is good, the feeling easy, the laughter light, the memories many, and the time too short, you know you are with a friend.
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No patient should have to leave the hospital until he's strong enough to face the cashier.
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