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An't we Cute ?
Is the football game on yet ? Who's playing ?
Of course Maxine for "Bobbie"..........................
I don't know if I would do that....they can get mean.......
Playing with Mama...............................................
Here comes the cavalry..............................
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Question; what do you call a vegetairian with diareha?
Answer; salad shooter...
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At a gas station, my friend Pete , watched an older lady fill up her car.
As he was wondering whether or not someone her age should still be driving, she pulled up to him, rolled down the window and said. "Excuse me, sir..."
Pete walked over: "How can I help you?"
"What year is it?" she asked.
Feeling sorry for her, he replied, kindly, "It's 2008, ma'am."
The lady looked at him strangely and said, "No, your car.
What year is your car?"
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office where she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair...
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One warm morning, as I stripped off my sweatshirt at the breakfast table, my T-shirt started to come off, too.
My wife let out a low whistle, which I took as a compliment until she said, from behind her newspaper, "Can you believe the price of bananas?"
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When a psychiatrist asked his new patient what her main problem seemed to be, she said, "Hotcakes, doctor.
I simply adore hotcakes."
"Well," replied the psychiatrist, "I don't see that as a big problem.
I like hotcakes, too."
"You do?" the woman shrieked in delight.
"Then you must come to my house.
I have closets full of them!"
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A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he's talking about.
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