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Wez Buddies...................................
Some picture....Rainbow on one side and lighting on the other..
Now you can look rich...........
"Bobbie's" diet plan............................
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Gotta have Maxine........................................
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the crap out of the dog.
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Sue's Grade 2 class was doing a special project in which they raised butterflies from caterpillars.
The students watched the insects in our classroom aquarium as they attached themselves to the lid, each forming a chrysalis.
Within a week they began to emerge, wet and crumpled.
The kids watched in fascination as the wings began to straighten and, with careful fanning, the butterflies dried themselves.
About three days after hatching, the insects began to fly.
One little boy in particular, who had been watching carefully each day, saw this and excitedly announced.
"They're flying!"
"Of course they're flying!" a little girl in the class replied, rolling her eyes.
"They're called 'butterflies.' If they didn't fly, they'd just be butter!"
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Dentist to patient: "The bad news is you've got three cavities.
The good news is your gold crowns have tripled in value."
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Dispatching her twelve-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.
Later he came home with the pizza, and the coupon.
When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money.
I didn't need the coupon."
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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what does an empty desk indicate?
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