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Milo, look alike?
You gotta watch that first step.........
Maxine's wisdom for Missy.........................
Now, you went a put your foot in there...................
Some body goofed....................
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Beware of the person who reminds you that you can't take it with you.
He'll try to take it with him.
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The county game warden dies, and Gus and Pete devise a plan that will hopefully land one of them in the position.
They flip a coin, and Pete calls it.
"You'd be callin' the mayor, Gus," he says.
So Gus calls up the mayor and says, "Mayor, I hear the game warden died last night.
If it's all right with you, I'd like to take his place."
The mayor replies, "It's all right with me if it's all right with the undertaker."
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For a late snack, my sisters and I stopped at a diner.
Walking in, we smelled cooking gas.
When the waitress came to seat us, we urged her to tell someone so they could find the leak.
She thanked us, saying she'd look into it right away.
Then she asked us in her most pleasant waitress voice.
"Will that be smoking or non-smoking?"
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Why are the best things in life illegal, banned, too expensive or married to someone else?
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A young minister was helping his wife with the dishes meanwhile complaining: "This is not a man's job!"
"Oh, yes, it is!" she said, as she quoted from 2 Kings 21:13, "I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it and turning it upside down!"
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