Miss Bobbie's new Friend................Mr.Milo..
"Milo", and Friend.........
Mr. Squirrel .............
I thought this was a nice picture.......
A builders Boo, Boo?
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Signs of the times:
Signin a bakery; "you're the object of our confections."
Sign in a cafe: " Our coffee urns its praise,"
Sign in a Produce department; "
Our watermelons are the best you ever seed."
Sign in a health food store: "To indulge is to bulge."
Sign on a St. Louis tourist poster: "Missouri loves company."
Sign in a reducing salon:" Where there's a will there's a waist."
Sign at a boat showroom: " Out to Launch."
Sign at the post office:" To each his zone."
Sign above a light switch:" Turn off please. Thanks a Watt."
Sign at a fruit stand:"Cider-easy to get now, will be hard later.
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Can you believe how many award shows they have now?
It seems like that have an award show for everything.
They even have awards for commercials!
The CLIO Awards, a whole show full of commercials.
I TIVOed it and then I fast-forwarded through the whole thing.
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The Captain was angry and could barely contain himself.
The sailing race of the year was about to start but he confronted his First Mate anyway.
"I just found out that you have been getting huge kickbacks from our suppliers which made our costs double!
Plus, I know you sold our new hull design to our biggest competitor team!!
I also understand that yesterday you fooled around with my wife!!!
Visibly shaken the Captain shouted,
"This is unacceptable behavior and beyond what could ever be forgiven!"
"You're absolutely right Captain" said the First Mate,
"I guess our winning streak together comes to an end today!"
"Uh, right....well, all I have to say is one more stunt and you're off the boat."
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How would you define middle age.
"It's a time when action creaks louder than words."
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