Good Morning.....Everyone....We're having fun..

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Looks like "Westen" is having a few...........

What's this....cat hang out??

Deep thinking??

Mama walking her babies.........

And of course Maxine.................

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Laugh a lot, and when you're older, all your wrinkles will be in the right places.

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Mr. Clemens was vacationing on a riverboat casino on the Mississippi with his wife.

By the second day, they were already fighting.

"Your dresses are too tight," he screamed. "You look like a tramp."

"Oh," she replied, "You want to see me in something long and flowing?

If you find something long and flowing, let me know and I'll get in it."

So he pushed her into the river.

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Two men were playing golf together for the very first time.

The first player teed off and hit the ball into a clump of trees.

He finally got onto the fairway, only to hit the ball into a water hazard.

The next shot resulted in a new ball flying over a fence onto a busy street.

The second player said, "Maybe you should use an old ball for this shot."

The first player replied sheepishly, "I don't have any old balls."

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A woman who lives in Mississippi, was talking with her four year old son.

He asked her why all their relatives in Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up.

"They think we have an accent," she replied.

"But they have an accent, right?" Brent asked. "They talk funny."

"Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain.

"To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a- w-n out."

His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously,

"Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?"

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Bobbie sez;....

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner,And take to light claret instead of pale ale;

Look down with an utter contempt upon butter,And never touch bread till its toasted--or stale.

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God loved the flowers and invented soil.

Man loved the flowers and invented vases.