Rough storms last night...
Flood warnings out today.....
About right.........
Damn....I gotta change this cats food....scary!
What can I say??
I'm keeping my mouth shut on this one......
Mama's watchin ya......
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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
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Arkansas doesn't see that many hang gliders, so when Bubba saved up and bought himself one, he didn't really know where to go to get instruction.
He just took it to the top of the highest hill around, took off running, and, when he reached the edge, up into the wind he went!
Down below, Maw and Paw were sitting on their front porch, swinging and talking about the good old days when suddenly Maw shouted, "Paw! Lookee there!
Ain't that the biggest bird yew ever seen?"
Paw agreed, reached into the living room, grabbed his shotgun, took careful aim, and "BANG! BANG!"
The monster bird continued sailing silently overhead.
"I think ya missed him, Paw," said Maw."
Yeah, mebbe so," he grunted, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"
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