Good Morning....Peoples..and "Witchy" too.....

Pretty sunset......for a nice day.........





Miss IDAHO for 2008......

This is all we can afford gas for............

Drinkin mans belt.........I used to wear one......

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Quote:

"The other day a man in London dressed as Darth Vader got drunk and assaulted two men dressed as Jedi knights.

He was sentenced to two months in jail and 10 more years living in his parents' basement."

-Conan O'Brien

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A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

"Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a diplomatic explanation for her husband's baldness.

Or she was until her son thought for a second and asked, "So, why do you have so much hair?"

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Why Dads Aren't Moms.....

Mom went shopping, leaving Dad in charge of their daughter.

Suzie was about 18 months old and loved playing with her new tea set.

Dad was engrossed in the evening news when Suzie brought him a little cup of "tea" (really just plain water).

He praised her good "cooking," so she brought him more.

After several cups of "tea," and much praise, Mom came home.

"Honey, watch this," said Dad, and had her wait in the living room as Suzie brought him another cup of tea.

"Isn't she just the cutest?"

Mom waited until he had polished off yet another cup of "tea" before asking, "Did you ever think that the only place a baby can get water is the toilet?!"

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Men wait for women more often than women wait for men, showing what's worth waiting for.