Good Morning...everyone in Canada , and elsewere..

Good lookin Chick.........

Hey...It is Hummingbird lane....right?

What can I say ??








It's getting there.......

Ugly looking thing..........

Great sign........................................

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Our best years are when the children can wash the car but are still too young to drive.

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There was this fellow who got in trouble with the IRS for deducting flood damage to his

home on his tax return.

The government found out he lived on a sailboat.

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It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people

all of the time and all of the people some of the time,

but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

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A fellow went for a check up to his family physician.

After a thorough examination, the doctor gave the man the bad news —

“I’m sorry, but you only have 6 months to live.”

Obviously the man was shocked.

He replied, “Please Doc, give me some advice!”

“Well,” the doctor said, “here is what I would do.

First off, I would move to Arkansas.

Then I would buy a hog farm. Finally, I would marry a 350 lb. woman.”

Looking perplexed, the man replied “my God, doc, how in the world will that help?”

The doctor answered, “Well, I don’t know how much it will help your illness, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life!”

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Miguel Rodriquez long suffered from insomnia.

It was a rare night that he slept more than an hour.

He had consulted numerous physicians in Mexico and the United States but none had

been able to help him.

Even the strongest sedatives could not give him a restful night of sleep.

One day, Miguel met and fell in love with a beautiful senorita named Esta Gonzales.

Now when he wants to sleep he just looks at her picture.

Miguel has known from his childhood that WHEN YOU SEE ESTA, YOU SLEEP.

Sorry.........