Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably.. And never regret anything that made you smile.
In love....................
Nice ride..........................
One Bite.....It's all it would take.....
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The other day in Iowa, a 78-year-old blind man went bowling, and he bowled a perfect game.
Of course, no one had the heart to tell him he was in a supermarket."
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The doctor's office was crowded as always, but the doctor was moving at his usual snail's pace.
After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking towards the door.
"Where are you going?" the receptionist asked.
"Well" the man said, "I figured I'd go home and die a natural death."
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Did you ever notice that when you fall in love you sink into his arms, but after the wedding your arms are in his sink?
QUESTION: How can you tell if someone is perfect for Politics?
ANSWER: They've got the gift of grab.
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Two women were talking the other day over tea.
"Did I tell you that my husband has taken up golf?" the first lady asked her friend.
"No, as a matter of fact, you didn't," her friend replied, "How's he doing?"
"Evidently, very well," said the first lady.
"He's only played three times, but his friends tell me that he's already throwing his clubs as far as men who've been playing the game for years!"
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