Dinner time.....
Ever see a horse do a back flip....?
And he wasn't hurt........
What are you????
Hey....I thought you would share.....It looks so good....
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A professional photographer, at a friend's house for dinner, was asked to show his Portfolio from a recent overseas trip.
His friends were quite impressed "what wonderful Photos! "Said the wife" you must have a very expensive camera.
"The photographer just Smiled and waited until after dinner, when he said "Thank you for the delicious meal...You must have very expensive pans!
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I've often been asked, "what do you old guys do now that you're retired?"
Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, bourbon, and martinis into urine.
And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"
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Diapers and government need to be changed frequently for much the same reason.
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The first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas.
Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant.
His wife walked in, looked at the infant, then at her husband staring into space, and said, "What in the world are you doing?"
He replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another."
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