after all that rain it's welcomed.....
What we've seen for awhile...
Mug shot....He looks bad.....but I bet he's just a pussy cat.
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A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother.
" who am i ????? "
Ready to play the game she said " i dont know who are you ???? "
" WOW " cried the child... " mrs Johnson was right ! she said i was so dirty that my mother would not even recognize me!
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A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly.
On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender said, "That should make you happy."
The man sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month is up today!"
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Success can be relative, the more you succeed, the more relatives may descend on you.
Book (n): A utensil used to pass time while waiting for the computer repairman.
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