Ms. "Witchy's" flowers....to see her on her way....
Bunny Suicides....................
You gotta bear with me this morning....didn't sleep well......
I guess...what ever pulls your chain......~0~
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman, "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? says the man; He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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You know why they call it "Aerobics"?
For what you pay for the classes, they couldn't call it "Jumping Around."
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While visiting The cancer center at the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.
I asked one nurse what the pin signified.
"Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."
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