Mom, Dad, and the family.
I thought this was a cute picture...a pretty kitten..
The caption saz it all.............
For when you go out in style........
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The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word "dog" in front of them:
dog rose, dogwood, dog violet.
She asked the class if they could name another flower with the prefix "dog.
"Stanley raised his hand and said,"Sure, Miss Donohue, a 'collie' flower!"
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A pastor was addressing the children during the Sunday service:"Who is the mother of Jesus?" he asked them.
Without hesitation, dozens of tiny voices chorused back "Mary."
"That's right. Now who can tell me who is the father of Jesus?"
There was quiet and fidgeting.
After all, no one told them there was going to be a quiz.
Then a young boy spoke up. With assurance, he boldly announced, "I know! It's Virg."
After two more seconds of silence the entire community erupted in laughter.
The young boy blushed but nevertheless continued, "Of course! ... We all know it was Virg 'n Mary.
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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits.
The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.
She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied.
The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."
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My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant.
I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Betty," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm worth at least $137,000."
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